By Steve Onyeiwu
Buhari and I are in a
race of death. I hope and pray I win that race. As transient humans, we all
embark on the race to death right after sliding from our mother’s womb. How
long it takes to run that dreaded race depends largely on exogenous factors
beyond our control. Religious people believe that the more pious and
God-fearing you are, the higher the probability that your race to death would
be protracted. In other words, you’ll be competing head-to-head with the likes
of the famed and biblical Methuselah.
*Buhari |
But secular folks argue that the duration
of the race to death depends on a combination of factors that include genetics,
life-style and serendipity. The latter may be influenced by God, spirituality
and “providence.” For these reasons, I may well die before Buhari, though he is
far older than me. As an inherently unpredictable phenomenon, some of those who
have been overly obsessed with Buhari’s death may die before him. Death can
also be a biased umpire that fulfills some people’s wishes, but dashes other
people’s hopes. While some politicians who are prematurely positioning
themselves for 2019 have been cheering Buhari to run faster on the death track,
many other compassionate Nigerians pray for his quick recovery.
Right from when he began receiving treatment in London early this year,
endless news about Buhari’s death have been circulating around the world. Some
say he has a terminal disease. Quack doctors have looked at his photos and
conclude that he is chronically ill. Some medical doctors who should refrain
from diagnosing a disease by perusing a patient’s visual outlook, without
conducting blood, X-Ray, MRI, colonoscopy, physical and other vital tests, have
jumped into the fray, declaring that Buhari is a lost cause! But they forget
that even the best doctors in the world cannot look at photos and diagnose a
patient’s ailment, let alone provide a prognosis for the patient’s survival.