By Chuks Iloegbunam
"Are you see what I’m
saw?" Chief
Zebrudaya Okoroigwe Nwogbo, alias 4.30, often asked his co-actors this question
in the New Masquerade, the soap opera that held millions, especially
east of the Niger River, spellbound during the
1970s and 1980s. Each time he put that question, there was something
astonishing or peculiar. Often that peculiar or astonishing “something” formed
the bedrock upon which a specific offering of the episodic sitcom was
developed.
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*Buhari and Cameron |
In borrowing from Chief Zebrudaya’s lingo, to ask whether or not readers
of this column are in awareness of certain things all too obvious to this
columnist, the intention is simply to point to confounding and bizarre
happenings that are plenteous in the entity today.
A few of these developments deserve a mention, and possible exploration,
here. British Prime Minister David Cameron pronounced Nigeria “fantastically corrupt”.
A leaked document showed that Minister of Information Lai Mohammed had
transgressed the antiseptic integrity of the Change Administration to seek a
loan in excess of N13 million from a parastatal under his Ministry, and for an
international junket. The government, after months of insistence to the
contrary, devalued the Naira. Or did it? The government, after a prolonged
stretch of inchoation in the petroleum sector of the economy, inflicted an
upward spiral of over a hundred percent in the pump price of Premium Motor
Spirit (PMS) or petrol.
All these happened at such a dizzying speed as to impel the weary and
unwary to demand a stoppage of the world so they could hop off. All these
happened, predictably, when the Steersman of the Ship of State, was blissfully
abroad, attending yet another one of his innumerable conferences across the
length and breadth of the globe. All these, predictably again, prompted
reactions as numerous as they were conflicting.
It may be easiest to start from an astonishing development, one that
incongruously escaped critical examination, despite its underlying ominous
implications. CNN’s Christiane Amanpour cornered President Buhari in London, where he was
busily attending the anti-corruption summit put together by the one who had
cheekily pronounced his country “fantastically corrupt”, and prized
from him an interview slightly in excess of six minutes.
As the short interview progressed, Ms Amanpour asked how the Nigerian
government was killing corruption in order that corruption doesn’t kill the
country. Buhari responded by discussing those he claimed had pocketed billions
meant for the fight against terrorism. The interviewer’s follow-up was
inevitable: