By Chuks Iloegbunam
"Are you see what I’m
saw?" Chief
Zebrudaya Okoroigwe Nwogbo, alias 4.30, often asked his co-actors this question
in the New Masquerade, the soap opera that held millions, especially
east of the Niger River , spellbound during the
1970s and 1980s. Each time he put that question, there was something
astonishing or peculiar. Often that peculiar or astonishing “something” formed
the bedrock upon which a specific offering of the episodic sitcom was
developed.
In borrowing from Chief Zebrudaya’s lingo, to ask whether or not readers
of this column are in awareness of certain things all too obvious to this
columnist, the intention is simply to point to confounding and bizarre
happenings that are plenteous in the entity today.
A few of these developments deserve a mention, and possible exploration,
here. British Prime Minister David Cameron pronounced Nigeria “fantastically corrupt”.
A leaked document showed that Minister of Information Lai Mohammed had
transgressed the antiseptic integrity of the Change Administration to seek a
loan in excess of N13 million from a parastatal under his Ministry, and for an
international junket. The government, after months of insistence to the
contrary, devalued the Naira. Or did it? The government, after a prolonged
stretch of inchoation in the petroleum sector of the economy, inflicted an
upward spiral of over a hundred percent in the pump price of Premium Motor
Spirit (PMS) or petrol.
All these happened at such a dizzying speed as to impel the weary and
unwary to demand a stoppage of the world so they could hop off. All these
happened, predictably, when the Steersman of the Ship of State, was blissfully
abroad, attending yet another one of his innumerable conferences across the
length and breadth of the globe. All these, predictably again, prompted
reactions as numerous as they were conflicting.
It may be easiest to start from an astonishing development, one that
incongruously escaped critical examination, despite its underlying ominous
implications. CNN’s Christiane Amanpour cornered President Buhari in London , where he was
busily attending the anti-corruption summit put together by the one who had
cheekily pronounced his country “fantastically corrupt”, and prized
from him an interview slightly in excess of six minutes.
As the short interview progressed, Ms Amanpour asked how the Nigerian
government was killing corruption in order that corruption doesn’t kill the
country. Buhari responded by discussing those he claimed had pocketed billions
meant for the fight against terrorism. The interviewer’s follow-up was
inevitable:
Amanpour: “And
what do you do with these people who do that? Do heads roll in terms of losing
their jobs, getting fired?”
Buhari:
“Well, most of them are now behind bars. We’re getting the documents corrected
in a way so that we can secure successful prosecution.”
Isn’t the above exchange peculiar? In democracies, isn’t it due process
for trial and conviction to precede incarceration? Isn’t it peculiar that the
Nigerian President admitted putting the cart before the horse? His government
first rounded and hauled into prisons those it adjudged guilty – even without
trial. Then it proceeded with “getting
the documents corrected in a way” to guarantee that the stamp of guilt
already affixed is fancifully decorated with the letters of the law. In the
books of the democratically minded, this would pass as preposterous. Isn’t it
strange that this negation of justice failed to attract even the flimsiest of
outrage from a normally critical populace?
The situation is different in the matter of the hike in the price of
petrol. And for obvious reasons! Of all oil exploiting and exporting countries,
Nigeria
pays the least minimum wage and boasts the highest pump price of petrol. Even
with the derisory minimum wage, most states are unable to meet their salary
commitments. Still petrol prices are officially permitted to soar
uncontrollably, forcing every other service and commodity reaching up to the
skies of the extremely expensive.
Lai Mohammed was spokesman for the APC from the Party of Change’s
inception until his appointment as Information Minister. Thus, he’s been, more
than any other APC apparatchik, the barometer for gauging the government’s
anti-corruption posture. But Alhaji Lai goes and asks officials under him to
wangle a loan that breaches all the rules. He is to lead a five-man delegation
to China
for five days. But those conversant with the methodology for calculating these
things swear that even if five Ministers were on the trip, their financial
requirement would still round up to a third of the sum Lai Mohammed asked for.
How did the Honourable Minister react to this? He reportedly took
exception to raised eyebrows, telling online media organizations that he owed
Nigerians no explanations. Instead, his subordinates delved into the far more
important national duty of smoking out the mole that exposed the malfeasance.
That’s the way it goes for the Government of Infallibles. They said Buhari
would, within a year of becoming President, equalize the values of the Naira
and the Dollar. The Naira has since been in a free fall. The President was
going to do this and this and that and all those! But he still hasn’t done a
thing to justify the hoopla that propelled him to Aso Rock.
So, “Are you see what I’m saw?”
Probably not. Well, joblessness, insecurity, terrorism, inflation, dwindling
value of the Naira and centrifugal pressures are serious challenges. But they
are not the most threatening. That prize goes, fairly and squarely, to
political intolerance. People are remorselessly hit and beaten. And they are
denied the right to scream and writhe. The emasculation of alternative opinion
leaves the king strutting around the village square, little realizing that his
robes are soiled by ordure
*Chuks Iloegbunam, an eminent essayist and
author is a columnist with a national newspaper. He could be reached with iloegbunam@hotmail.com
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