By Ikechukwu Amaechi
Nigeria
is a huge amusement park. All you need do to have fun is sit back and watch the
theatrics of the political gladiators. It is God’s doing, though. Our ability
to laugh at our folly and the fact that there are so many clowns out there
masquerading as statesmen is, perhaps, the only reason some are still sane.
In the face of the pervasive desolation, any
iota of bitterness even against those whose cluelessness dug us into this hole
would have been suicidal because, as the legendary global statesman, Nelson
Mandela, would say, “Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the
other person to die.”
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Why should we commit suicide, which is exactly
what those who superintend over our affairs want us to do, having tried every
other strategy to accomplish the same goal, including the use of cruel economic
policies without much success?
Of course, they think we are fools. Far from
it, never mind that sometimes we behave in ways that tend to lend credence to their
prejudice. But the truth is that they don’t get it, the joke is actually on
them.
I had a good laugh every day of last week. The
shenanigan that involved the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), the courts and the
unseen hands of the All Progressives Congress (APC) was the icing on the cake.
As I watched the drama and the movements in and
out of courts with injunctions and counter-injunctions, I couldn’t help but
laugh. It was all deja vu.
But what really got me reeling with laughter
was the alleged attempt by “mischief makers” to add the name of the Edo State
APC governorship candidate, Godwin Obaseki, to the ever growing list of leaders
without certificates or with unverifiable certificates.
Immediately the news broke, my first reaction
was, “Oh! My God, not again.” You can then imagine my relief when Obaseki
announced to the world that the certificates which he claimed to have lost
have, indeed, been found. And guess where? In faraway God’s own country, the United States.