By Moses Ochonu
Political vanity is a particularly
Nigerian affliction and has been an ancillary scholarly interest of mine. I published
an academic article in 2004 on the subject, citing several examples from Nigeria ’s then
fledgling experiment with civilian rule. The article dwelled extensively but
not exclusively on the cases of late former governors Abubakar Audu of Kogi State and
Mohammed Lawal of Kwara
State .
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The former had an obnoxious penchant for naming
every government project after himself and his family members. The latter was
so consumed by a need to personalize his power that all mass transit buses
belonging to the Kwara State government during his tenure were boldly marked
with the moniker “UP LAWAL.”
Since the publication of that article, similar
examples of personalized power and political vanities in high places have
proliferated. I am reliably informed that in Kayode Fayemi’s Ekiti State ,
a remarkable record of infrastructural investments was marred by an
inexplicable insistence on naming all projects after the former governor and
his wife.
Public office holders in Nigeria adorn
their offices with all manner of silly award plaques. One former minister, God
rest her soul, had an entire wall of her office covered in awards from all
manner of organizations — some of them concrete, others clearly made up by
sycophants to curry her favor. She liked to take pictures against the
background of this wall of vanity. The pictures made it to newspapers and then
to the Internet, where they live to date. It was a vulgar form of political
narcissism, a kind of self-deification.
The said former minister was so in love with
her own image that she invested energy, time, and resources feting and
garnishing herself in awards and other accouterments of self-validation. She
built a shrine to herself, reveling in her own proclaimed greatness.
Fortunately, she was a largely effective, achieving public servant, so her
political vanities didn't matter that much. She could be forgiven for her vain
indulgences.