By Ikechukwu Amaechi
My
daughter’s nanny, Mama Ike, came to work recently with a mischievous smirk on
her face. I couldn’t figure out what the matter was but it was apparent she was
excited about something. Then, she blurted out.
“Oga,”
she quipped, “Is it true that the president had run away?”
“Which president?” I asked her, flummoxed.
“Our
president, (Muhammadu) Buhari,” she riposted matter-of-factly.
“No,”
I told her. “It is not true. “He is on a five-day vacation.”
I
didn’t convince her as she held tenaciously to her piece of information,
literally accusing Buhari of going on AWOL.
“Oga,
are you sure? They said the man had run away ooo! In fact, the story in my
neighborhood this morning was that the man had run away. Some boys living in
our area said they had never seen or heard of this kind of thing before. That
the president of a country would run away from office.”
I
told her that it was not true but the incredulous look on her puckered face
told me without any scintilla of doubt that she was not swayed by my
explanation.
Of
course, the president did not run away. It is unthinkable that such could
happen.