By Clement Udegbe
Last December , Imo State built and
commissioned a Christmas Tree at a whopping cost of over 600 Million Naira, and
in 2016, teachers, government workers, pensioners were owed over eight months
salary and pension arrears respectively. Life in Imo State is so rough and tough, yet many wear
smiles around the place, hoping that all will be well soon, and some even say
it is well.
One then begins to wonder what has happened to
most of my people who follow the followers? Could it be as a result
of a resolution that they will deal with situation when the time comes,
or that they have a clear plan to handle things at the appropriate time, or
could something else be responsible?
Could it be the
result of beer drinking? Yes, beer drinking. Imo State won the best beer drinking state award
this year, and the monument is standing tall in their stadium.
Meanwhile Montreal University scientists
have revealed that beer contains female hormones called estrogen, and when men
consume quite a lot of beer, they turn into women!
All of 100 men that
drank large drafts of beer within one hour displayed the following
behaviours:
They all argued over nothing, refused to apologise when obviously wrong,
gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overtly emotional, couldn’t
drive, failed to think rationally,
and had to sit down while urinating!
Drink on these brothers.
I do not mean to insult any beloved Imo man or
any beer drinker for that matter, what borders me here is that page 15 of Vanguard
of Friday, December 15, carried three very disturbing reports, concerning Imo State . While
Anambra State was reported as spending N25 Million to de-worm their children,
Imo Governor, Mr. Rochas Okorocha, was accusing the Catholic Archbishop
of Owerri Ecclesiastical Province, Dr. Anthony .J. V. Obinna of
partisanship, and urging him to face his religious duties, for asking him to
give governance a human face. Who does not know that it was a direct affront
against the Catholic Church in Imo State , to
mind their business?
Imo is majorly a Catholic State . This
same Governor recently produced documents for pensioners to sign forfeiting 40
% of their earned pension! Earlier this year he had forced health workers to
sign off part of their salaries, paid civil servants for three days of the week,
and asked them to go to the farm for the rest two days. When he won the
elections for his first term in 2010, he and his followers trouped to the
church for thanksgiving; perhaps they thought all the church cared for was
their presence, and not their conscience.