By Hope Eghagha
Bala: What is this big noise and cry over herdsmen?
Ankpa: Have you been sleeping Bala? Don’t you know the
terrorists, the bloody murderers, masquerading as herdsmen?
Bala: How can
cattle-rearers be killers? Their business is cattle-rearing, not killing
people.
Ankpa: That’s what we thought until
we found some going about with AK 47 guns!
Bala: Are you sure the Boko
Haram scoundrels, those anti-Islam elements have not infiltrated the herdsmen
group?
Ankpa: that is left for the State to fish out.
Bala: That should not be
difficult, looking at the composition of the National Security Committee of the
country. They are all from the North and should be familiar with the problem.Ankpa: that is left for the State to fish out.
Ankpa: Isn’t that part of the problem? The fact they all come
from Hausa-Fulani? Would they raise their hands against people already given
cover by the powerful traditional rulers in the north?
Bala: That is not correct. No traditional ruler in the north
who is a true Muslim will cover evil or shield evil doers!
Ankpa: If you say do!
Ankpa: If you say do!
Bala: Yes. Any herdsman who
kills a human being should be brought before the law!
Ankpa: Sadly, that has not been the case. In the world we live in they have been leaving blood, tears and mourning in communities across the land.
Ankpa: Sadly, that has not been the case. In the world we live in they have been leaving blood, tears and mourning in communities across the land.
Bala: Are they the ones
actually killing people?
Ankpa: Who else? Once there is a disagreement over grazing, or once a State passes laws to regulate grazing, murder follows? Since 2010 over 1000 people have been killed inBenue alone. I’m not counting the ones in Abraka in Delta State
or Enugu !
Ankpa: Who else? Once there is a disagreement over grazing, or once a State passes laws to regulate grazing, murder follows? Since 2010 over 1000 people have been killed in
Bala: Then they shouldn’t
pass anti-grazing laws! The herdsmen have a right to graze in the homeland!
Ankpa: But States Houses of Assembly do have the right to pass legislation and regulate life in their domain.
Ankpa: But States Houses of Assembly do have the right to pass legislation and regulate life in their domain.
Bala: By stopping innocent
herdsmen from feeding their cattle?
Ankpa: What’s your point? Is it proper for herdsmen to enter your farmland with their cattle and destroy crops in the name of grazing? When I raise my pigs do I destroy anybody’s land?
Ankpa: What’s your point? Is it proper for herdsmen to enter your farmland with their cattle and destroy crops in the name of grazing? When I raise my pigs do I destroy anybody’s land?
Bala: Look here, those cows
are the mainstay of the herdsmen.
Ankpa: So? Is that why a Federal Legislator said that the cattle are more important than life?
Ankpa: So? Is that why a Federal Legislator said that the cattle are more important than life?
Bala: She didn’t say so.
She said the cattle are more important than the lives of the herdsmen and
that’s how God made them!
Ankpa: Ah! God did not make anybody that way! How can cattle be more important than the man who owns them? It’s a socio-cultural construct!
Ankpa: Ah! God did not make anybody that way! How can cattle be more important than the man who owns them? It’s a socio-cultural construct!
Bala: Be blowing big
grammar there! The herdsmen are not the owners. The owners are big businessmen
who hire the herdsmen to maintain the cattle
Ankpa: Isn’t that the problem? Big businessmen! In business, you invest. I suppose the big businessmen could buy ranches and buy feeds to nurture their cattle.
Ankpa: Isn’t that the problem? Big businessmen! In business, you invest. I suppose the big businessmen could buy ranches and buy feeds to nurture their cattle.
Bala: That would bloody
expensive - buying feeds for cows. Cows have to graze!
Ankpa: Yes, they must graze; but let them graze on the land purchased or acquired for that purpose.
Ankpa: Yes, they must graze; but let them graze on the land purchased or acquired for that purpose.
Bala: Isn’t that what the
herdsmen are asking for? Land!
Ankpa: They are not asking for land; they are seizing the land. They want land for free. The Number One Citizen says we should all accommodate them. He actually said this to leaders ofBenue State
whose kith and kin had been slaughtered the previous week.
Ankpa: They are not asking for land; they are seizing the land. They want land for free. The Number One Citizen says we should all accommodate them. He actually said this to leaders of
Bala: Well, he had to make
the point. We are in a federation and we should learn to live together.
Ankpa: Yes, we must live together. But if you want your cattle to graze in my land, you should approach me and do it in such a manner as not to destroy my property.
Ankpa: Yes, we must live together. But if you want your cattle to graze in my land, you should approach me and do it in such a manner as not to destroy my property.
Bala: Destruction is an
accident; not deliberate.
Ankpa: But if we agree and I give you for a fee where your cattle can graze there would be fewer accidents.
Ankpa: But if we agree and I give you for a fee where your cattle can graze there would be fewer accidents.
Bala: But anti-grazing laws
have put a stop to that!
Ankpa: Did you see the video in which a yeye ram-head professor was arguing thatBenue
State belongs to the
Fulani by conquest?
Ankpa: Did you see the video in which a yeye ram-head professor was arguing that
Bala: That was a fake video,
fake news; no professor from the north can say such a preposterous thing in the
21st century. It is highly provocative.
Ankpa: Highly provocative! But there has been no rebuttal!
Ankpa: Highly provocative! But there has been no rebuttal!
Bala: We shall see to that!
Ankpa: What about the statement credited to one of the leaders of the Miyetti Allah group in which he said that the seventy-four killed inBenue
State was retaliation
over the 800 cows stolen by rustlers? Such a man should be in detention now!
Ankpa: What about the statement credited to one of the leaders of the Miyetti Allah group in which he said that the seventy-four killed in
Bala: He is not the killer;
he simply stated a fact.
Ankpa: That means he knows the killers. Why should he not be in the cooler now? Telling the police all he knows
Ankpa: That means he knows the killers. Why should he not be in the cooler now? Telling the police all he knows
Bala: There will be
reactions from his men!
Ankpa: Are you kidding me? Are there sacred cows? Is the State afraid of his men?
Ankpa: Are you kidding me? Are there sacred cows? Is the State afraid of his men?
Bala: The State is afraid
of nobody. If they were, El ZakZaky would not be in detention. The President
wasted no time in curtailing him.
Ankpa: Yes the State did well in arresting him. But the State has not done well refusing to grant him bail after the courts have
ruled that he should be bailed.
Ankpa: Yes the State did well in arresting him. But the State has not done well refusing to grant him bail after the courts have
ruled that he should be bailed.
Bala: That’s not my concern
now. I am deeply worried by the tension caused by the herdsmen matter.
Ankpa: You see, the people ofBenue were deeply pained when the Federal Government
showed apathy to their plight. No attempt to stop the killings. No
representation at the mass funeral.
Ankpa: You see, the people of
Bala: I am sure a Federal
Government delegation would have been booed and attacked! The government had to
act with caution! Besides, how many funerals can the Federal Government attend?
Ankpa: Then they should prevent these slaughtering in southernKaduna and Benue .
Ankpa: Then they should prevent these slaughtering in southern
Bala: But the Inspector
General visited!
Ankpa: After declaring that it was a clash between communities! He gave an answer before the investigation. That’s why I love the response whichBenue leaders
gave him.
Ankpa: After declaring that it was a clash between communities! He gave an answer before the investigation. That’s why I love the response which
Bala: What kind of
response?
Ankpa: They made him realize the undue haste with which he made the pronouncement and let him know that they are aware of how he became Inspector General after so many senior officers were retired to create space for him.
Ankpa: They made him realize the undue haste with which he made the pronouncement and let him know that they are aware of how he became Inspector General after so many senior officers were retired to create space for him.
Bala: That’s another
matter. I’m really worried faa!
Ankpa: Deeply worried too.
Ankpa: Deeply worried too.
Bala: But the cattle have
to graze. They businessmen must survive.
Ankpa: There are more cows slaughtered in two States inAmerica
than the whole of Nigeria .
But do you see cows roaming the streets of London or even in the countryside?
Ankpa: There are more cows slaughtered in two States in
Bala: Their society is
different from ours.
Ankpa: How? They grow cattle, healthy cattle in the countryside. Have you seen the average cow inBritain or Brazil
or America ?
They look like heavy-duty trucks. Nobody drags them round the towns or villages
eating grass wherever they find green! It’s only in our country that we can
find cows struggling for space with human beings and cars on the streets of the
capital city!
Ankpa: How? They grow cattle, healthy cattle in the countryside. Have you seen the average cow in
Bala: It’s ok. We shall
continue this conversation next week. I have to catch a flight at noon. I’m
running late.
Ankpa: Ok. Let’s jaw jaw instead of war war!
Ankpa: Ok. Let’s jaw jaw instead of war war!
*Professor Eghagha is the Chair of
the Department of English, University
of Lagos , Nigeria .
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