By Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
Shamelessness is the vilest disease of the Nigerian establishment. The shameless mode of the leaders of Nigeria was activated in full force on February 25 and March 18, in this year of Our Lord, when so-called national elections were staged.
It all turned out to be a sham, a charade that even the most mentally retarded child would scoff at. Yet, billions were voted for the exercises that the organizers never believed in at all in the first instance.
There was the initial drive of asking millions of
Nigerians to acquire the Personal Voter’s Card (PVC) as the surefire mode of
voting into power the proper government of their choice. Multitudes of
patriotic Nigerians heeded the call by registering to vote, but according to a
quote attributed to late Russian dictator Stalin – voters don’t count; only
counters of the votes matter.
Given the concocted and manufactured results of the
elections, the PVC has been reduced to just another plastic card that has no
value whatsoever. Another ace touted to make the elections free, fair,
transparent and credible were the BVAS machines that were acquired so
expensively, but they became reduced to abject toys that counted for nothing in
the written and convoluted election results.
The thugs had a free reign in superintending over
the elections while the country’s security agents served as their foot
soldiers. Xenophobia worse than that of Apartheid South Africa was openly
displayed as unwanted ethnic groups were barred from voting.
Any arrangement of numbers can be announced as the
election results, and losers are instantly asked: “Go to court!” The
compromised courts can only serve as programmed dolts of their paymasters who
happen to be the godfather politicians.
The wonder is that the country keeps wasting
humungous amounts of money in every four-year cycle yakking that national
elections are being organized. The woeful squandering of riches extends to the
dead-end of the so-called national census which late Pa Abraham Adesanya
dismissed as “the census of cows and goats!”
Nigeria has been thus reduced to a despicable joke
all over the world because of the strange doings unworthy of even barbarians. It
needs stressing that the enthronement of state-sponsored thuggery as democracy
spells ruination for Nigeria.
The announced winners are of course gloating not
minding that the country is dangerously grinding towards coma. Nobody is being
held to account for all the abnormalities and excesses that were in open
display at all the polling booths and on TV and the social media.
The ethnic card has been given a boost with
ill-assorted bigots in high and low places openly boasting of dealing with
“invaders” deigning to interfere with elections in their adopted tribal
homestead of Lagos that used to be the capital of all of Nigeria.
The clear and present danger is that Nigeria is
only managing to exist for now on wobbly legs until anarchy or worse
supervenes. The principal maker of the mayhem starkly staring Nigeria in the
face happens to be the so-called Independent National Electoral Commission
(INEC) headed by the unfathomable Professor Mahmood Yakubu.
It is in character of the hideous nature of the
stage-managed presidential election that the winner, to wit, president-elect
was announced in the ungodly hour of 4am. Some wags are already spinning the
proverb that it is akin to stealing the village drum which one cannot beat
inside one’s private room or in public.
There is not much to crow about gallivanting around
as the president of a totally divided Nigeria that has no crutches to stand on.
Time was when people made noises that the worst civil rule is better than the
best military dictatorship, but Nigeria’s situation now happens to be neither
here nor there, as things are back to worse than square one.
It’s not as if Nigeria has not seen a good number
of electoral capers in the past that are stranger than fiction, but the 2023
heist takes the eagle’s feather because even masquerades were allowed to vote
where unwanted “other” Nigerians were denied the vote.
Back in 2007, the ill-fated President Umaru Musa
Yar’Adua had the good grace to announce to the world that the election that
brought him to power was flawed. The electoral reforms that President Yar’Adua
then initiated has since been put on one side by the brazen election riggers of
modern day Nigeria.
Nobody can now question the thugs of Nigeria in
their gloriously declared Federal Republic of Thuggery.
*Uzoatu is a poet, playwright and essayist
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