It was the late
Nigerian playwright Ola Rotimi who first tickled my poetic imagination on
objects, parts or things that look alike or seem different but indeed are the
same. This came in form of a wise saying, that linguistic form which the
African skill for imaginative communication had perfected along with proverbs
and aphorisms before ‘Westernisms’
caught up with us. I had just been introduced to the play The Gods are not to
Blame as a sophomore at the University
of Jos . A character posed
the question to the unfortunate King Odewale and his wife Ojuola: what is the
difference between the right ear of a horse and the left one? No difference, I
dare say. They are similarly shaped and perform the same auditory functions
even though they are located on two different sides of the face.
However, this aphoristic question cannot be
applied to dogs and monkeys. For, in spite of the fact that both are animals
they are different types of animals. Okot p’Bitek the Ugandan poet wrote in
Song of Lawino that the ‘graceful giraffe cannot become a monkey.’ Furthermore,
we cannot ask, whether figuratively or otherwise ‘what is the difference
between a Rolls Royce and a Beetle car;’ they are both cars but cars in different
categories, in terms of pricing, prestige and general construction. If you
arrive at Dangote’s office or Mike Adenuga’s residence in a ‘Tortoise car’, the
security men would not bother to entertain enquiries from you. Just drive home
and return in a Mercedes 600 car and watch the difference! I remember once when
a young man asserted ‘all women are the same’ and another man countered ‘all
women are not the same; my mother is not a prostitute.’ Hehehehehe!All of these thoughts came to mind recently while I pondered on the fate which has befallen the APC as the ruling party in
Deep thinkers and writers have ruminated on the difference between APC and PDP
as political parties in the political landscape of Nigeria . APC as we know swept into
power largely on the integrity of the flag bearer, Candidate now President
Muhammadu Buhari. The nation was inundated with stories of great pilfering of
the national wealth that the people rose en masse to say ‘enough is enough’.
The APC vowed to fight corruption to a standstill and exterminate the vermin
that is Boko Haram. I cast my mind back to Chief Awolowo’s Unity Party of
Nigeria, Aminu Kano’s NEPC, and the National Party of Nigeria (NPN) led by
Chief Adisa Akinloye in the Second
Republic . I also
remembered Tunji Braithwaite’s political party Nigeria Advance Party (NAP)
which laid some claim to mass orientation and emancipation of the people. What
about Fela Anikulapo’s Movement of the People (MOP)? Even Fela wanted to
liberate the masses from the stranglehold of oppressors, though he refrained
from bringing the capitalists into the discourse. Was he a capitalist himself?
Chief Awolowo promised free education at all
levels and indeed in the UPN States, education became free, with open access to
millions as the Action Group had achieved in the old Western Region. The NPN
countered UPN with a ‘Qualitative education for All’ slogan which was a subtle
indictment on the ‘poultry shed’ schools which were established in some of the
states. The bottom line was that all the parties tried to present ideas or
concrete promises to which they would be held accountable.
The punch line for APC was the fight against
corruption. Of course everyone lapped it up, particularly the international
community. For, corruption had become an industry which fed on itself and which
had become institutionalised. Muhammadu Buhari made it clear that if we do not
kill corruption, corruption would kill the country. And so the journey began.
Sadly, the President’s men did not, could not buy into the anti-corruption
mantra for reasons that have become clear – the current political system
thrives on official corruption.
The irony of it all was that the hierarchy and
active agents of the APC were once principal characters in the pantheon of PDP
deities. These were deities who fed fat on the spoils of office as a way of
life. Before long what happened in the house of goat became manifest in the
house of sheep. The left ear and the right ear had become one. This became
evident when naming looters became a ding-dong affair recently. Nigerians are
not amused. And it is a serious matter. I would like to believe that the
politicians are looking for a way out of the mess they have found themselves
in.
A horse has two ears. As far as I know all
animals which have ears have two; not one. With APC and PDP Nigeria has one
ear. It is the struggle for a second ear that we must embark on. Isn’t this
contradictory? Two ears of the same animal? Well, when the second real ear
comes, we would be able to listen from both sides of the divide. For now, our
two political parties are of one shade. They are amusing, aren’t they? They
provide entertainment. Yet we didn’t elect them to entertain us. We elected
them to develop the land. We are now saddled with dancing Senators,
miracle-seeking Ministers, and statue-creating Governors. Added to this group
are the people who elected them and will re-elect them again next year. In our
quaint form of democracy, some of us are telling some persons not to run. The
APC is being advised by some past leaders not to field the current occupant of
Aso Rock. Advice can come from anywhere; but I thought we should be getting
ready to vote in or vote out the ear that has a defect. Whether at State or
Federal Level therefore the APC and PDP are birds of the same feather, no, birds
of identical plumage that is why they flock together!
*Eghagha is a Professor of English, University of Lagos
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