By Chuks Iloegbunam
Salvation was
to befall Ndigbo! So went the media hype. Salvation’s landfall was slated for Onitsha . And once it set
down, every Anambra indigene would be happy ever after. It was the APC campaign
flag off for the November 18 gubernatorial ballot. Appropriately, the conveyor
of the balm to turn Anambra from ill to glory was the Gombe-born Ibrahim
Jalo-Waziri, APC’s Youth Leader. Given his eminence, therefore, it was with a
swagger that Alhaji Jalo-Waziri found his way to the podium.
*Anambra Governor, Willie Obiano |
Given again
that most of those in attendance were in their teens and twenties – as if they
had been corralled from secondary and tertiary institutions – there was rapt
attention and immense anticipation. The Youth Leader had hope to deliver. Most
of those drowned in mire or shot dead for carrying Biafran flags and seeking
self-determination were in the same age bracket as those Jalo-Waziri would
address. Perhaps he would explain to them the rationale behind the
heavy-handedness. The man cleared his throat. “Vote for APC,” he intoned. “Our
victory will connect you to the big contracts of Abuja ”!
“What a
farce!” This scream from a disappointed rally-goer was followed by catcalls,
guffaws and grimaces. Jalo-Waziri made no allusion to the APC creating employment
opportunities for youths. If the party had ideas on promoting scholarship, he
didn’t broach them. He betrayed no clues on how those under his “leadership”
could be steered from vice and violence to positive engagements. He didn’t
suggest to them that it was their place to redress the overhang of ethnic and
religious bigotry entrenched by visionless elders. He simply demanded their
metamorphosis into contractors playing at Abuja
of the gargantuan contracts!
Jalo-Waziri
probably had a point. Official figures show that the APC has – halfway through
its blight – blown a staggering N1.6 trillion on capital projects, without
anything on the ground for the victims of its 2014 change hypnosis. Still, this
consideration hardly dampened the disappointment of listeners to the
bastardization of the promise of youth.
*Chuks Iloegbunam |
The day had
other farcical aspects. Party stalwarts had boasted that the President
“himself” was to front the flag-off. But, when the “come came to become,” as
the inimitable Dr. K. O. Mbadiwe would have put it, Buhari and family were far
away in Turkey ,
chilling out. In fairness to the First Citizen, he deployed the Second Citizen
as stand-in. But, how many people understood Vice President Osinbajo’s coded
message? Dig this: APC’s flag bearer Tony Nwoye was recently on television
alleging that, but for President Jonathan and Governor Obi, he would have won
the 2013 Anambra governorship contest.
It is often
said that what an elder sees sitting down, a child atop an iroko tree may not
see. Wasn’t there something Jonathan and Obi saw in Tony Nwoye that pointed to
other than a governorship material? Dr. Ngige, a leading APC member in the Igbo
country, was at the rally. He never said, “Vote for Tony Nwoye.” Had he seen
something denied uninitiated eyes?
Osinbajo had
to speak. Don’t forget that the Vice President is not only a Law professor but
also a church minister. He did not say,
“Vote for Tony Nwoye.” He said, “Vote Wisely!” Doesn’t it make sense to
conclude that Buhari’s representative at the campaign flag off had also
reckoned with what Goodluck Jonathan, Peter Obi, Chris Ngige and many others
had always acknowledged? Ndi Anambra are advised to use their tongue to count
their teeth.
True,
modernity long employed the vacuum cleaner to chase the broom out of the
perfect cleanup. But that didn’t explain why most of those around had not
bothered to show up with the party symbol, which the cerebral columnist Femi
Aribisala once associated with witches and wizards. More shocks were afoot. A
corpulent man with a ceaseless grin and the ubiquitous muffler mounted the
rostrum. He hasn’t paid salaries, pensions and gratuities in twelve months. But
his worry was lonesomeness. He asked for an APC Governor in Awka, so that he
will not remain so alone. He claimed that an Anambra APC governor would connect
the people to the “national grid.” Listeners were not so sure, given his dismal
governorship record.
Nonetheless,
the man has achieved a few things in the state that sired great politicians
like Mazi Mbonu Ojike and Dee Sam Mbakwe. He had after all constructed the
tallest Christmas tree in Africa . He had also
ltraded handshakes with President Obama. Most recently, he had erected a statue
(an effigy, really) of President Zuma, whose countrymen have asked to hold himself
accountable for corruption.
Someone found
it all too funny. “If we paid heed to this fellow and voted in the Nwoye chap,
we could sooner find us erecting statues in honour of the likes of Mangosuthu
Buthelezi and Ndabaningi Sithole,” he joked. But the flag off was far from a
joking matter. Why was there not a single one of the five Yoruba APC governors
in attendance? Why did diminutive Nasir el-Rufai, the turbulent Kaduna State
Governor and an unregistered voter in Anambra, promise to be in the state
during the election? To direct Federal might’s misrepresentation of voters’
preferences? Or to preside over election monitors and observers?
Meanwhile the
spotlight fell on the day’s stocky and unprepossessing main man. Some expected
to hear that he would advise Abuja
to discontinue the charade tagged War-Against-Corruption. Others felt he might
apologize on behalf of the one that demoted Ndigbo to a miserable 7 percent of
national consideration. Instead, Tony Nwoye declared an intention to tell Abuja to tar the
Enugu-Onitsha road! Well, PDP and APC governments have been tarring that
115-kilometre stretch for a decade now! The road was more decrepit four years
ago when Nwoye was PDP’s governorship candidate. But it didn’t feature in his
campaign. He has been a Federal legislator for two years now but has never
raised the neglected road on the floor of Parliament. Aspects of that pivotal
highway, and other Federal roads tarred by Governor Obiano, logged up a tidy of
N43.8 billion. Yet, when Anambra APC bigwigs vowed that Anambra State
would never be refunded the money, Nwoye didn’t condemn their unpatriotic
stance. Little wonder that Ndi Anambra consider his sudden endearment to the
road an election gimmick.
It was that
ghastly, only a sanguinary bit more so. The farcical flag-off stuttered to a
disappointing conclusion. Then a grisly spectacle symptomatic of the nightmare
sure to follow an unlikely government by this crowd soon ensued. The convoy of
the politicians who claim that, without them, Ndi Anambra cannot distinguish
between fart and food orifices, careened off. Nsoani lurked
at the Tarzan Junction where a young man in a Toyota Camry was too slow to get
off the way of high-end automobiles and wailing sirens. A convoy truck
screeched to a halt. Out jumped some uniformed men, one of whom raised his
assault rifle, trained it on the Camry man’s chest and squeezed the trigger.
The convoy zoomed on unconcernedly, leaving behind in Fela’s aching lyrics,
“their regular trademark of Sorrow, Tears and Blood.”
*Iloegbunam is the Chairman of Governor Obinao’s Media Team.
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