By Alade Rotimi-John
Irish born playwright and critic-at-large, Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) was an intolerable thorn in the flesh of the British establishment for more than half a century. He is popularly quoted as saying that when a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
*Daniel Bwala and Mehdi Hasan
Before a stupefied global audience, Daniel Bwala who doubles as President Tinubu’s Adviser on Policy Communications was deplorably dull and awful as he outrageously defended his bewildering actions in office as being in the role of performing his duty or in the tour of duty.
Bwala’s
self-satisfied carriage or his self-appointed status as a world-class communicator
invoked the wrath of a wide assortment of detractors as Mehdi Hasan, his host
on the Al Jazeera talk-show, exposed him to jeers and derision; and as a mere
Nigerian local champion, after all. Hasan dexterously stirred Bwala into
disgustingly denying the statements he had made ostensibly in the mood of a
sense of righteous outrage.
Hasan
was fastidious about the smallest details of how Bwala had taken a dive into a
cesspool of lie-telling or tarradiddle. He may have imagined that he could help
retrieve Bwala from the quagmire by leading him to give a less visceral reason
for his awful actions under review. But in his characteristic “the heavens may
fall” fanaticism, Bwala ignored his host’s soft landing offers. He plunged on
vulgarly, denying every statement of fact he had made in the past and pledging
his honour in mock piety.
Even as Hasan moved Bwala almost to
the verge of irritation, Bwala refused to be helped to redeem himself. Hasan’s
sense of humour was enlivening; the spirit of delightful journalism was
demonstrated in the jokes he played on Bwala so just Bwala may loosen up.
For
where?
Bwala had self-aggrandisingly sent clips in the form of videos to Hasan as
proof of his serious preparation for the Al Jazeera interview weeks ahead of
the event.
When
Bwala was irritatingly denying his knowledge of events in the public domain or
of things concerning his principal’s office, Hasan perplexingly asked Bwala:
“What have you been researching all these days? What was your preparation for
this interview all about?” Bwala was to cynically confess after his
abysmally-poor performance that he was expecting a cocktail session consisting
of a complacent, off-the-mark, Nigerian-style question-and-answer drivel.
Hasan
was not scheduled to ask him questions about his history, character or maudlin
wit, Bwala quipped. Hasan had not given him notice to that effect. He boasted
he could take on any interviewer on the global stage grit-for-grit and was not
afraid of an encore if it could be arranged even now.
There
will appear to be two ways of avoiding the kind of debacle that was the lot of
Bwala in London. One way is to dislike the event and so shun it. The other is
to avoid an anchor like Hasan. Bwala enjoys a local reputation as a
brilliant image-maker. He was the toast of television anchors way back in
Nigeria until he, like Mungo Park, discovered Mehdi Hasan.
Give it to effervescent Bwala, even
at his lowest moment, he was able to muster a sardonic, inconsolable smile as
if nothing had happened. But Bwala had pitifully allowed himself to be a figure
around whom controversy swirls like water in a pond even as he has become the
butt of silly jokes, of motor park touts’ derision, and of comical skits on how
not to be consistent or, rather, how to be consistently inconsistent.
One
hopes he recovers soon as he takes solace in the summation of a Mr Alexander
Harvey regarding society’s unlearned perception of modern literature as
being “ … the creation, for the most part, of disreputable characters,
many of whom look rather seedy, some of whom were drunken black-guards, a few
of whom were swindlers or perpetual borrowers, rowdies, gamblers, or slaves to
a drug.”
Bwala
should be comforted as he comes to the grim recognition of the fact that many
of his critics are only a little better than him, if at all. His employers too
are cast in his mould. “Iru kan-un kan-un”, my people will say in sad
reflection. Only context may have shifted; and context matters all the time as
Bwala’s ecstatic refrain reminds us every time.
Bwala has offered truth-telling as a
rare virtue among his tribe of professionals. Cavalierly-shifting allegiances
or embarrassingly-conflictive policy positions are their trademark.
By
that egregious fall at London, we may have learnt, as identified by John Dryden
(1631-1700) that “They who write (or speak) ill, and they who ne’er durst
write, Turn critics out of revenge or spite.” Bwala may have
been foreshadowed by Dryden.
Bwala’s upturned “road to Damascus
experience” is instructive. As has become popularly understood in Nigeria, a
“stomach infrastructure” calling has beckoned on many otherwise suave gentlemen
to somersault many times regarding their earlier-professed philosophy or
worldview.
A
further dim view is to deny any intellectual or moral content to the profession
of image-making or public relations particularly as it pertains to political
communication. But we are frequently confronted with pretensions to
intellectual depth or breadth.
Many
public relations practitioners by whatever name called e.g. Media Adviser and so
on, are mere commonplace concerning stark fickleness and rambling anyhowness.
The impermanence of their art and their possession of an
improportionately-large dose of human emotions offer them to be ready pawns in
the chessboard of their employer who they are generally better and far more
resourceful than.
The
reduction of a profession to a work requiring shifting circumstances or giddy
allegiances is unhelpful to a clear understanding of the mechanics of the
profession – any profession.
The
particular delimitation or de-marketing offered by Bwala in his disastrous
London outing while defensible as a basis for individual study or as reflective
only of an individual’s character will ultimately tend to paint a general lewd
picture of the profession of image-making.
It is however one-sided to study
unit performance to the exclusion of in-built institutional systems. We must
not neglect the study of a coherent whole for us to have a proper or broad
view.
Whatever
our takeaway from the Bwala London experience, the profession of public
relations practice in politics must be welcomed by all who seek better clarity
in the governance communications sphere even as people are influenced in their
adoption of ideas by its apparent appeal respecting its words and phrases which
must be understood semantically.
The
value of the public communicator can hardly be overrated even as aesthetic
thought is the practitioner’s forte and truth-telling his armour or
mandate.
Bwala
may have fumbled big time in London as he maligned us all but we must recognise
him as a product of a system that is sunk in bold-face lie-telling and in
implacable fidelity to below level performance.
Bwala
has offended our collective sense of decency.
*Rotimi-John is a lawyer and commentator on public affairs (lawgravitas@gmail.com)

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