Friday, February 9, 2024

Nigeria’s Convocation Of Clowns

 By Kenechukwu Obiezu

Nigeria is currently entertaining a conversation over whether it is a country of clowns. The conversation was ignited by Kashim Shettima, Nigeria’s Vice President. At an event in Abuja, Shettima described Nigerians celebrating the free fall of the Naira against the dollar as clowns. Particularly, Shettima chided them for their celebrations on microblogging site X.

*Shettima and Tinubu and their wives 

Clowns imply a circus, and the use of the word by Shettima evokes memories of a 2018 interview of then President Muhammadu Buhari when he described Nigerian youths as lazy.

In what is quickly becoming a viciously uncharitable cycle, it appears that Nigerian leaders not only insist on foisting hardship on the country, but also on checking their expressions of despair.


A cloud of despair rests on the country. Rarely are a people ever asked to enjoy such  a cocktail of poverty and insecurity, but that is what has been served Nigerians. Either they enjoy it or risk being called clowns by their Vice President.


Nigerians sharply disagree on whom the clowns are. Their country was doing just fine before the All Progressives Congress, APC, of     which Shettima is a ranking member, posted a seismic upset in the general election of 2015. Since then, things have all gone south. Buhari pinged eight years of utter disaster. Eight months into the administration of Bola Tinubu, his successor, the signs are ominous. Yet, it is Nigerians who are clowns and not those who have  made the country a laughingstock.


Like many other releases coming from the corridors of power, Nigerians would have a good laugh over the Vice President’s outburst because a people who boast a long memory remember.


In 2022, as the election drew closer, Bola Tinubu as the candidate of the APC needed a running mate. His decision to pick Shettima immediately set off a firestorm. The nomination of Shettima, a Muslim, like his principal, risked upsetting the balance of a  country where religious sensibilities are notoriously harsh.


To get around the religious issue, the APC  planned an elaborate and very colorful circus.

On the day of Shettima’s unveiling as Tinubu’s running mate, some political jobbers donned supposedly religious robes and posed as bishops. This was to give what turned out to be a convocation of clowns a flavour of acceptance wide acceptance.

Nigerians saw through it however and at the end of the day, the APC, its leaders and the ‘bishops’ they hired stood out as clowns in  circus they had staged.

Shettima should know better. As someone coming from Borno State, which was utterly laid waste by Boko Haram while he was Governor, he should know of the pain and desolation that comes from the mere fact of being a Nigerian these days. He should not only cut people some slack, he should be able to empathise with them. When they share a good laugh over the chaos his administration is trying to get a hold of, he should find good humour in it rather than fire off graceless barbs.


Nigerians are a fair lot. Long-suffering and hopeful, they usually give every new administration the benefit of doubt. Despite Buhari’s unsavoury history, Nigerians gave him the benefit of doubt for years until it was clear that he had no clue about the cure a deathly ill country needed.


 Shettima would agree that though they are at their wit’s ends, Nigerians have extended the same courtesy to himself and his principal. Despite the clear presence of incipient cluelessness, Nigerians deliberately choose to look to the past for the provenance of their problems rather than blame someone who has barely had time. This is so the new administration can at least work. But it appears the dignity is not being reciprocated.

Clowns? Words are easy. What is not easy is the willpower to confront challenges as they come. What is Shettima’s government doing about the Naira that has continued to plummet since they took oath of office?

Shettima wants Nigerians to work with his administration to turn the fortunes of the country around. While  Nigerians are not averse to hard work, as their achievements in many areas of life show, they are no fools. They go only for what is worth their time and effort. They want to see that what Shettima and his principal are doing is worth it.


Shettima’s statement is full of unfortunate contradictions. He runs the risk of antagonising the hands he needs on deck. That he railed against them for celebrating on X means that he drops into the microblogging site now and then to see what is happening there. It is such a contradiction given that he must have secretly supported the actions of the APC-led Federal Government to ban X(then known as Twitter)in the country.


It is a surprise that Shettima used that word despite his retinue of expensively appointed aides which includes one of Nigeria’s most polished public commentators and poets.


Shettima may soon turn all of them to clowns unless he checks his overzealous penchant to  cut loose uncharitable criticisms and force support for his government. Genuine support is freely given and never forcefully taken.

But Shettima may not understand what volition is about. After all,  we live in a country where votes count for nothing or are forcefully taken rather than voluntarily given.

Despite their dire straits, Nigerians know who the joke is on. Shettima surely knows too.

*Obiezu is a commentator public issues (keneobiezu@gmail.com)

 

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